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5 Acquaintances Every Modern Man Needs
Butcher. Accountant. Tailor. Mechanic. Beer buddy.
I wish I could do it all.
As an overworked-and-underloved Millennial man, I have unique needs that I don’t have the faculties to always make happen. At least to the standard I’d like to.
But as a sociable, outgoing, chatty bloke — I make friends easily. And these friends, in turn, make my life easy.
Butcher
For all my nutritional needs.
Meat, and other animal products, are the most nutritious and bioavailable foods on the planet.
My local butcher is my go-to guy for lamb, chicken, beef, fish, liver, heart, spleen, bone, steaks, chops…the lot. Some offal, juicy rib-eye medium rares, fatty lamb brain fries, fancy duck egg, succulent chicken gizzards.
You get the picture.
Having on-demand, access to fresh, real, quality, affordable, organic food is a superpower.
Befriend your butcher, lads. Thank me later.
Accountant
For all my fiscal needs.
I live my life as if I were its CEO. I focus on delivering value, making connections, exceeding expectations, and growing the top line.